True Facts : Pangolins Posse
Jun 13, 2018
“The giant anteater resembles a walking index finger with a mullet…and leg warmers.”
Now that Chinese scientists are putting blame on the adorable and hihly endanered pangolin for the coronavirus, this humorous look at the little critters is in order to lighten things up a bit.
The pangolin are endangered, by the way, because of the Stone Age superstition that the scales of the helpless creatures possess some sort of magical powers when ingested. No, really, they actually think that.
For all their 5,000+ years of being, the Chinese remain sort of like pitiful putzy pricks who bark at the moon like a God damned loon.
Sadly it is possible that the virus uses the little guys to ride around on in search of victims.