Oh dear.
Well, the good news is…
Progress has been made.
It would be great to not view any stormy nights that’d, uh, look like this…yeah, that’s it.
The company… has added to the mission.
They don’t do that very often, but this time it is really important. Like, REALLY.
And this time I must say that I am in full and total agreement. I cannot say more than that.
Except that it is an honor and a privilege and altogether fitting and proper.
It will be challenging as it deals with a conundrum and an enigma… and no doubt some other shit they ‘forgot’ to mention.
Mind will be churning.
I am sure it will be alright in the end.
If not I will be very upset.
The Holy Sensors are powered on.
Calibration… would be nice.
Sieg!
Sieg, Ig, Sieg!
Sieg, Ig, Sieg! Sieg, Ig, Sieg! Oh, Sieg, Ig, Sieg!
And a yotalapal yotalapaliote, yotalapaliotinguul,
Kifrikoat, kifrikoat, kifrikoat, a porkari…
*WHAP*
Peace.
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