FRANK ZAPPA – The Illinois Enema Bandit
slapyaface
Feb 22, 2016
NOTE: The uploading of this video is not for profit. I own no rights on this album/song.
In deep respect to the artists, i want to share some pearls you won´t hear on the radio everyday…:) …if you like it, buy the fucking album !
From the live double album, Zappa in New York, originally released in 1977 on DiscReet Records.
This one is from the CD, released in 1995 on Rykodisc.
Frank Zappa – Lead Guitar, Vocals
Ray White – Lead Vocal, Rhythm Guitar
Eddie Jobson – Keyboards, Violin, Vocals
Patrick O’Hearn – Bass, Vocals
Terry Bozzio – Drums, Vocals
Ruth Underwood – Percussion, Synthesizer, and various humanly impossible Overdubs
Don Pardo – Sophisticated Narration
David Samuels – Timpani, Vibes
Randy Brecker – Trumpet
Mike Brecker – Tenor Sax, Flute
Lou Marini – Alto Sax, Flute
Ronnie Cuber – Baritone sax, Clarinet
Tom Malone – Trombone, Trumpet, Piccolo
The Illinois Enema Bandit
I heard he`s on the loose
I heard he`s on the loose
Lord, the pitiful screams
Of all them college-educated women…
Boy, he`d just be tyin` `em up
( They`d be all bound down! )
Just be pumpin` every one of `em up with all the bag fulla
The Illinois Enema Bandit Juice
He just be pumpin` every one of `em up with all the bag fulla
The Illinois Enema Bandit Juice
( repeat )
The Illinois Enema Bandit
I heard it on the news
I heard it on the news
Bloomington Illinois…he has caused some alarm
Just sneakin` around there
From farm to farm
Got a rubberized bag
And a hose on his arm
Lookin` for some rustic co-ed rump
That he just might wanna pump
( repeat )
The Illinois Enema Bandit
Some day he`ll have to pay
Some day he`ll have to pay
The police will say “You`re under arrest!”
And the judge would have him for a special guest
The D.A. will order a secret test
And stuff his pudgy little thumbs in the side of his vest
Then they`ll put out a call for the jury folks
And the judge would say “no poo-poo jokes!”
Then they`ll drag in the bandit for all to see,
Sayin`”Don`t nobody have no sympathy…
HOT SOAPY WATER in the FIRST DEGREE!”
And the Bandit might say, “Why is everybody always
pickin` on me?”
WELL DID YOU CAUSE THIS MISERY?
WELL DID YOU CAUSE THIS MISERY?
WELL DID YOU CAUSE THIS MISERY?
One girl shout: “Let the Bandit be!”
BANDIT ARE YOU GUILTY? TELL ME WHAT`S
YOUR PLEA?
Another girl shout: “Let the fiend go free!”
BANDIT ARE YOU GUILTY? BANDIT, DID YOU DO THESE
DEEDS?”
The Bandit say: “It must be just what they all needs…”
etc. repeat
Just beyond masterful.