Lifelike reconstruction of a Neanderthal man – Neanderthal museum, Mettmann, Germany
Well you see, Garry, you really can’t top napped obsidian. I know the anatomically modern humans are doing some interesting things with bone, but what you got here is durability, a sleek, user-serviceable design, and an edge that just won’t quit.
You have Neanderthal genes, you know. Yes, you. They did not “go extinct”… they just interbred with Homo Sapiens Sapiens until it was a thorough blend. They were handsome as you see and a lot bigger… and, well, size counts, you know? Truth, buddy, truth.