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- essential supplies include: plenty of food and water, a change of socks, a hat, rope, bandaids, a knife, gloves, an acorn in your pocket, and an offering
- there are always odd noises on the farm. half of them come from the animals
- try to forget what the lake looks like between the hours of three and four AM
- never ever find yourself alone in the milking shed in the south end of the farm. time passes differently there
- if you happen to hurt yourself in your exploration, make sure you do not bleed onto the dirt
- bring plenty of water, you do not want to drink from there
- the cows will watch you, this is normal
- close every gate you open, even if the fields are empty. don’t ever leave one open behind you, just trust me
- beware unstable rocks, the cracks tend to be filled with insect nests
- bring a weapon with you, but no guns
- if you see someone else while exploring, never tell them your name. you can never be sure if they are real or not, and further out you go, the less real they will seem. the patupaiarehe have evolved in cruel and unusual ways
- do not go inside the empty share-milkers cottages, whatever you do, do not go inside. something else lives there now
- a tree with the undersides of its leaves showing mean that a storm is coming. a tree with no leaves means the storm has already come
- sometimes the hills look like they’re moving. be aware of this, because some things don’t like to be disturbed
- do not sleep under the full moon, in fact, just don’t sleep on the farm
- finding skulls is normal, only become worried when you start finding ribs
- if you find yourself lost in a forest, continue walking in a straight line until you are free again. the trees may make it look as though you are going in circles, but i promise you’re not. ignore the soft music you can hear
- your phone won’t work out here
- the ghosts from the land wars won’t harm you, but be sure to show them respect
- don’t take anything from the farm with you when you leave. just be grateful you have made it out alive
- around dawn/dusk/twilight if you feel something behind you, don’t turn around. Even if you are in an open field
- you hear a woman crying in the woods, hope that its probably a cougar. dont go looking for it
- avoid the woods around these farmlands if you can
- don’t cross streams
- try not to be there around the evening time. whatever you’re feeling will get worse and might follow
- if you’re religious, don’t bring any artifacts of such if you can. crosses etc. it can upset whatever is there.
- I don’t care how pretty the rock is, don’t pick it up
- avoid going in most buildings. not just the ones listed above. especially barns. look in, look around, don’t physically walk in there. not only is it structurally unsafe, you don’t know whats hiding in there. corporeal or not.
- lastly, before you leave. check your belongings and pockets and anywhere anything you can stash stuff in. chances are you will be missing something, that’s normal. if you had something there you didn’t before. sometimes they just happen to be there even with no recollection. get rid of it on that land, not off of it!
Best take heed, folks.